2012
01.22
  • I am so incredibly bored at work it's nearly painful. Somebody shoot me. #
2011
12.04
  • "Why the hell would I need the internet to use an internet phone?". Ummmm… CUSTOMER, Y U NO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE?! #idiotcustomers #
2011
11.27
  • So, is it part of the initiation process of joining the "Suzuki club", that you must run out of gas just as you're leaving a meet? …oops! #
2011
11.13
  • Wound up with the day off, so I'm exploring some roads out in the Cobourg area. Time to test out this thing's offroad capabilities! #
2011
10.30
  • Very drunk lady just left my store. She could barely walk without stumbling. Guess that's my entertainment for the day! #
2011
10.16
  • I just nearly got run off the road by a very aggressive driver in a #Telus van. I guess #thefutureisntfriendly after all… #
  • So yesterday it was a Telus van, this morning a City of Toronto car… who's gonna try to run me off the road next? #
2011
10.09
  • Oh no… Many saw this day coming, but not quite so soon. Rest in peace Steve Jobs. Truly a great and influential man. #RIP #stevejobs #
  • So not only is my building's property management refusing to turn our heat on… Now today we have NO hot water. Coldest shower ever. #FML #
2011
10.02
  • #blockbuster not doing so well? Tell us how you really feel… :P http://img.ly/8O0Y #
  • My god. As if #autotune wasn't stupid and annoying enough, I just heard an entire Disney TV radio commercial made using it! #
  • Almost got sideswiped by yet another ignorant bitch on the 404 southbound just now. No matter what we do, people just don't respect riders. #
  • An ad… Within an ad? #adception http://img.ly/8ZeV #
2011
09.25
  • #minecraft #endermen are creepy. as all hell. that is all. #
  • I haven't tweeted on twitter often for a bit. So here goes nothing: hi. #
2011
08.07
  • Some clearly very drunk truck driver just asked if he could take my bike for a ride. Buddy, I really hope you don't kill anybody today… #